Patty Streep, as you might know, has a very famous cousin... (Meryl, obviously.) who she feels has stolen her life. After all, she was an actor first. She was the talented one. Meryl was simply blonde. Now safely removed from Hollywood, Patty works at the county tag office, mailing bills and issuing yearly stickers for folks’ motor vehicles. But don’t worry... Patty is working on her novel. She’s proving to herself and everyone else that she always was the artist of the family. And she’s dating! But the fact of the matter is... Patty is seething. Her envy hasn’t turned her green, it’s made her poisonous. And with each passing day, it’s ruining her life more and more. The play explores how far she’ll go to get her family’s attention... or Meryl Streep's. 1m, 2w
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